"its dark, I’m scared"

"Don’t worry babe, I got this"
  *stomps foot* *sketchers light up*

Johnathan Davis getting mad at the Korn concert!!

So I was walking through the Walmart parking lot when I saw this painting of a crying corndog staring at me, I felt really bad for it. It’s looks trapped, FREE THE CORNDOG!

So I was walking through the Walmart parking lot when I saw this painting of a crying corndog staring at me, I felt really bad for it. It’s looks trapped, FREE THE CORNDOG!

No Girlfriend November was a success, now for Don’t Date December, Just Me January, Forever Alone February, No Match March…. I got this.

Legalizing pot and ending production of twinkies in the same month.
Well played, Congress.. assholes