It’s 2014, why don’t we have washing machine safe headphones yet?!
"its dark, I’m scared"
"Don’t worry babe, I got this"
*stomps foot* *sketchers light up*
Either the world didn’t end, or heaven looks a lot like my living room..
No Girlfriend November was a success, now for Don’t Date December, Just Me January, Forever Alone February, No Match March…. I got this.
(p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln I just foiled your plan