YOU ROCK!
So I was walking through the Walmart parking lot when I saw this painting of a crying corndog staring at me, I felt really bad for it. It’s looks trapped, FREE THE CORNDOG!
Either the world didn’t end, or heaven looks a lot like my living room..
No Girlfriend November was a success, now for Don’t Date December, Just Me January, Forever Alone February, No Match March…. I got this.
(p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln I just foiled your plan
If I owned a copy store I would only hire identical twins.
Legalizing pot and ending production of twinkies in the same month.
Well played, Congress.. assholes
*Hipsters in Colorado*
“I was smoking Marijuana before it was legal”
Her face is like ” Finally, I’m moving to Colorado and getting HIGH! “
